Wherever the Phoneys go, there's a party!

Ever wonder what it'd be like to see all your favorite bands in one amazing event!? The Big Fat Phoneys are the premiere party band from Northern New Jersey, playing all your favorite jams from the best hard and classic rock to the hottest in Top 40 and much much more!

We're talking everything from Rage Against the Machine to Lady Gaga! And we know how to "get the LED out"!

"Its like taking an orgasmic sonic journey through a musical time machine of greatness!!"- Everyone who's ever seen us.

Bottom line, when you come out to see the Big Fat Phoneys you're damn sure to have a rockin' good time, get your face melted off, dance the night away and...maybe even wet yourself...sorry about that!

PHONEY NEWS!

The BFPs will be playing Corner Pub in Flanders, NJ on Dec 17th. Be There!

New photos are up. Go check 'em Out!

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